This Week In Celebrity Wife Beating

Ok, this REALLY has been a weird week for people beating their wives… first, I heard about Yanni earlier in the week and it made me just giggle a littlle—- then as the week went on…. HASSELHOFF!!? Oh, just too good to pass up. And yes, before any of you NERDS out there gets critical, I know that Ike beat Tina back when she didnt wear the big puffy wigs. Deal with it, Columbos!
Ok, so yesterday, I literally almost REALLY strangled a guy. It’s a lengthy post, and if you’re REALLY that interested, you can read it in the forum. Again, it’s long winded though.
And you know, that’s it for today’s update. I’m tired, it’s friday and I’m off to chill with my very signifigant other. Thank you all for buying up books and supporting our sponsors.








March 10th, 2006 at 5:49 am
While I was reading the forum post I kept thinking “Does D.J. Coffman have to choke a bitch?!”
I actually think you handled the situation perfectly with walking away when you did. It was the mature thing to do, and violence would only have made things a hellova lot worse (though I’d have felt like doing the same thing).
And now that I’ve managed to make myself sound like a total peace loving hippy, I’m gonna take off and make myself a pretty hat out of some flowers.